Funny Make-believe Anonymous Religious Cartoon Picture - Um... my name is bigfoot and I have a problem. I think I'm real. God, Santa, Loch Ness Monster
The First Couple, alone in the Garden of Paradise and a Commandment involving forbidden fruit. What could possibly go wrong?
Enter the talking snake, and all Hell breaks loose. The hapless couple are evicted from Paradise, and Death arrives on the scene.
All of which I presume pleased the lions admirably, having been equipped at creation with superb canines - which were frankly not well-suited to fruit and nuts.
"Who came down from heaven to save our souls?'' asked Miss Parfemon.
Charlie poked Molly with a sharp pencil. Startled, she jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!"
"That's right, Molly. Well done," said the teacher. "And who created the earth?"
Charlie prodded Molly again. "God Almighty!" she shouted.
Miss Parfemon smiled at the little girl's exuberance. "Yes. Well done! Now, for a tricky one, class. What do you think Eve said to Adam after their 23rd baby?"
No one answered, and Molly's head started to nod again. Charlie stabbed her again viciously with the pencil. Furious, she jumped up, turned around and shouted, "'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll snap it in two!''
Funny Sunday School Joke