"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Bible Cartoon Pictures

Funny Bible Joke Cartoon Picture - Baby Jesus Bethlehem Manger Stable Joseph Mary - I don't care if he's a special baby.  He's sleeping on my lunch.
Funny Bible Cartoons -  Baby Jesus Bethlehem Manger Stable Joseph Mary - I don't care if he's a special baby.  He's sleeping on my lunch.
Funny Bible Joke Cartoon Image -  Jesus and disciples playing basketball - During a lively game of pick-up basketball, Peter denies Jesus three times.
Funny Bible Cartoons -  Jesus and disciples playing basketball - During a lively game of pick-up basketball, Peter denies Jesus three times.
Funny Bible Joke Cartoon Picture -  Joseph and Mary camel - Well, if it isn't Joseph and Mary... our son is God
 Funny New Testament Bible Cartoon Picture - Joseph and Mary camel - Well, if it isn't Joseph and Mary... our son is God
Funny Jesus Resurrection cartoon - Waddya mean?  That wasn't you who said good morning?
 Funny Jesus Resurrection cartoon - Waddya mean?  That wasn't you who said good morning?
Funny Bible Joke Cartoon Picture - Jesus feeds the five thousand miracle sign - he thinks the signs a bit much
 Funny Bible New Testament Cartoon Jesus feeds the five thousand miracle sign - he thinks the signs a bit much
Funny two dinosaurs missing Noah's ark Bible cartoon - crap was that today
 Funny old testament bible cartoon -  two dinosaurs missing Noah's ark - crap was that today
Funny John the Baptist Zaptist New Testament cartoon
 Funny John the Baptist Zaptist New Testament cartoon
Jacob the stutterer told me it was Pompom Sunday
Funny New Testament - Bible Cartoons - Jacob the stutterer told me it was Pompom Sunday
Funny Jesus Bible Cartoon - The disciples had to admit that even at shadow puppets Jesus was clearly the best
The disciples had to admit that even at shadow puppets Jesus was clearly the best
Funny Jesus Galilee lake walking on water car wreck cartoon
Funny Jesus Galilee lake walking on water car wreck cartoon 
Funny Jesus Bible cartoon - No Billy, your sins can't be erased using Photoshop
 Funny Jesus Bible cartoon - No Billy, your sins can't be erased using Photoshop


Funny God makeup cartoon - Do I need more blush? No, you're all made up.
 Funny God makeup cartoon - Do I need more blush? No, you're all made up.