Because religion is laughable

Funny Catholic Joke Pictures

Funny meme picture - How catholics know they are going too fast
Funny Fast Catholic Driving Picture | How catholics know they are going too fast | Jesus hanging on to the swinging cross

Funny catholic joke meme caption - I gave up picking my belly button for lint
I gave up picking my belly button for lint 



A Lutheran, Muslim, and a Jew die in a car wreck together and end up in line at the Gate to Heaven together. The Lutheran walks up and Saint Peter asks his religion and then checks his books and says, "Lutherans: room 11, but be very quiet going past room 4."

The Muslim walks up and Saint Peter tells him, "Muslims: room 8, but be very quiet when you pass room 4."

The Jew steps up and is told to go to room 6 and to be quiet passing room 4. Curious, he asks, "Saint Peter, why does everyone has to be quiet while passing room 4?"

Saint Peter says, "Room 4 is Catholics - they think they are the only ones here."


Funny catholic joke cartoon - 5 minutes in Colin suddenly realised he had misread the sign
Funny Catholic Joke Picture - Catholic meeting today ~ 5 minutes in Colin suddenly realised he had misread the sign
Funny Catholic Joke Picture Pun - Roamin catholic woman mountain climber image
Funny Catholic Joke Meme - Roamin catholic woman mountain climber image


Two Irish nuns, old and young, were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouted one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior thought this would be a good test for the novice, and turned to her, saying, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."
The young nub rolled down her window and shouted, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
She then looked back at the Mother Superior and asked, "Was that cross enough, Sister?" 

Funny Catholic Mother Mary soap fail image
Funny Catholic Mother Mary soap fail image

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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