Because religion is laughable

Funny Catholic Pope Joke Pictures

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 Funny roman catholic pope condom contraception picture - I said no!  None shall pass!
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 Funny catholic pope on a rope joke product photo

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An audience with the Pope

I awaited excitedly as the papal procession approached, confident of being noticed in my immaculate, new Armani suit.  However, the Pope walked straight past me, ignoring my manicured hand, and instead kneeled down to talk to an old, raggedy homeless man sitting on the ground nearby.

Furious, I approached the old man afterwards, offering to swap clothes.  The old man refused initially, but was finally persuaded by 1000 Euros and my gold Rolex watch.

The next day I sat where he had sat, waiting for hours on the cold, hard ground, until at last the papal procession approached.  I looked up eagerly and was thrilled to see the Pope notice me. He came forward slowly and kneeled down, whispering in my ear, "I thought I told you yesterday to f*ck off?"

(source: TheOddestBox)
 
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Funny roman catholic pope mobile - because the pope is afraid to get shot, die, and go to heaven
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 Funny catholic pope mcdonalds fries joke photo
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Funny Pope Holy Ghost Buster Cartoon Sign Picture 
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Funny Pope magazine rack joke picture

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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