Muhammad complaining to a psychologist - Other prophets have followers with a sense of humour cartoon
Funny Islam Cartoon - Burka women school photo - That's me there
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The clerk behind the counter asks, “Male or female?”
The customer replies, “Female.”
“Black or white?”
“Christian or Muslim?”
The customer is puzzled. “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
“The Muslim one blows itself up!”
Funny Islam Joke Cartoon Pictures Muslim heaven - Yes I am here for my 70 virgins - right over here - yoohoo Ahmed!
A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.
“Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?", she asked.
"Yes," he replied, “but to be fair, you were only nine at the time!”
Funny Islam Joke Cartoon - Taliban marriage counseling - Have you tried throwing rocks at her?
The Awkward Terrorist - Joke
I have wanted to be a terrorist ever since I was small and my uncle Abdul blew himself up in London and got his picture on the black and white television in our lounge. I asked my mother where one could learn how to be a terrorist but she just slapped me and told me to finish my homework; my father was not much help either, preferring to stare dreamily at me with unseeing eyes as he sat under the dead cypress tree. So I ran away from home and headed towards Kabul by bus where I met some more informed people who told me the way to terrorist school, and took all my money since they reckoned Allah would provide enough reward in the Paradise, and many virgins besides (though I wasn't sure what those were).
So there we stood, a rag tag group of youngsters with a common purpose – to die in glory (or on television) – filled with the thrill of Jihad as we braved the piercing sun and stared intently at our instructor who was wrapped up in dynamite, thumb poised on the detonator. “Ok, listen up, you worms”, he said (I think he liked American movies), “and watch carefully because I’m only going to do this once.”