"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Islam Joke Cartoons

Funny Muslim Islam Joke Cartoon Picture - You look gorgeous dear... I'm hear
 Funny Islam Joke Picture |You look gorgeous dear... I'm hear
Funny cartoon - Muhammad - Psychologist - Other prophets have followers with a sense of humour cartoon
 Muhammad complaining to a psychologist - Other prophets have followers with a sense of humour cartoon
Funny Muslim cartoon - Burka women school reunion photo - That's me there
 Funny Islam Cartoon - Burka women school photo - That's me there

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The clerk behind the counter asks, “Male or female?” 
The customer replies, “Female.” 
 “Black or white?” 
“White.”
“Christian or Muslim?” 
The customer is puzzled. “What the hell does religion have to do with it?” 
“The Muslim one blows itself up!”  


Funny Muslim heaven cartoon - Yes I am here for my 70 virgins - right over here - yoohoo Ahmed!
 Funny Islam Joke Cartoon Pictures Muslim heaven - Yes I am here for my 70 virgins - right over here - yoohoo Ahmed!



A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.
“Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?", she asked.
"Yes," he replied, “but to be fair, you were only nine at the time!”

Funny Taliban marriage counseling cartoon image - Have you tried throwing rocks at her?
 Funny Islam Joke Cartoon  - Taliban marriage counseling - Have you tried throwing rocks at her?


The Awkward Terrorist - Joke

I have wanted to be a terrorist ever since I was small and my uncle Abdul blew himself up in London and got his picture on the black and white television in our lounge. I asked my mother where one could learn how to be a terrorist but she just slapped me and told me to finish my homework; my father was not much help either, preferring to stare dreamily at me with unseeing eyes as he sat under the dead cypress tree. So I ran away from home and headed towards Kabul by bus where I met some more informed people who told me the way to terrorist school, and took all my money since they reckoned Allah would provide enough reward in the Paradise, and many virgins besides (though I wasn't sure what those were). 

So there we stood, a rag tag group of youngsters with a common purpose – to die in glory (or on television) – filled with the thrill of Jihad as we braved the piercing sun and stared intently at our instructor who was wrapped up in dynamite, thumb poised on the detonator. “Ok, listen up, you worms”, he said (I think he liked American movies), “and watch carefully because I’m only going to do this once.” 

(Source: The Oddest Box)

Funny Osama Bin Laden Devil Hell Virgin joke cartoon image
 Funny Osama Bin Laden Devil Hell Virgin joke picture - Not what you expected?  If it's any consolation - I'm a virgin.