"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Jesus Memes

Funny Christ Meme - Oh my dad, this page is so offensive
Funny Christ Meme - Oh my dad, this page is so offensive
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - So then I was all like "mom chill out".  I'll be back in like three days tops image
Funny Jesus Meme Pictures - So then I was all like "mom chill out".  I'll be back in like three days tops
Funny Jesus meme joke picture - So he's like, Jesus you got served! And I'm like, bro, the son of man came not to be served, but to serve
Funny Jesus meme joke picture - So he's like, Jesus you got served! And I'm like, bro, the son of man came not to be served, but to serve
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - No, no... Mr Jesus no here image
 Funny Jesus Meme Painting - No, no... Mr Jesus no here
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - BRB Be Right Back image
 Funny Jesus Meme Image - BRB Be Right Back
Funny Jesus Meme Pictures - Resurrection Tomb YOLO Just Kidding image
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - I don't always poo, but when I do ... holy shit
I don't always poo, but when I do ... holy shit
Funny Jesus was a zombie before it was cool meme joke image
was a zombie before it was cool 
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - Crust Almighty! Jesus shares a crusty pizza with a family
Funny Jesus Meme Picture - Crust Almighty! Jesus shares a crusty pizza with a family 

Jesus praying in the garden of Gethsemane picture - Are you there, dad? It's me, you
Jesus praying in the garden of Gethsemane picture - Are you there, dad? It's me, you 
Cheeses crust!.  That pizza is good!  Jesus loves pizza funny pun meme
Cheeses crust!.  That pizza is good!  Jesus loves pizza funny pun meme 
Funny sassy Jesus meme picture - Hay guys I'm back and sassier than ever.  I had to change my url cause my dad found my blog but whatevs
 Funny sassy Jesus meme picture - Hay guys I'm back and sassier than ever.  I had to change my url cause my dad found my blog but whatevs
Funny Jesus Christ teaching disciples meme - This one time I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave
 Funny Jesus Christ teaching disciples meme - This one time I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave
Cheesus Christ Cheesegrater - our grate Lord
 Cheesus Christ Cheesegrater - our grate Lord
Funny Jesus Christ Meme - Sorry, but your Facebook post didn't receive the standard 1 million "Likes" required to cure your disease.  I'm also going to need that gift basket back
 Funny Jesus Christ Meme - Sorry, but your Facebook post didn't receive the standard 1 million "Likes" required to cure your disease.  I'm also going to need that gift basket back
Just replace this heart with a baked potato and call it a day - funny meme surgeon jesus
Just replace this heart with a baked potato and call it a day - funny meme surgeon jesus
Funny Jesus cartoon - There are starving people all over the world.  How can I show them I care?  Jesus appears on grilled cheese sandwich
Funny Jesus cartoon - There are starving people all over the world.  How can I show them I care?  Jesus appears on grilled cheese sandwich