"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Pictures

Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - I can't believe you actually fell for it - the first April Fool's day
 Funny Flood Old Testament Genesis Ark Cartoon Pictures - I can't believe you actually fell for it - the first April Fool's day
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Noah yelling at elephant and penguin - What the hell is this?
 Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Pictures - Noah yelling at elephant and penguin - What the hell is this?
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Man brings box of termites to Noah's ark - Really Jim?
 Funny Bible Genesis Noah's Ark Cartoon Joke - Man brings box of termites to Noah's ark - Really Jim?
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites image
 Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites image
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Noah telling off rabbits for multiplying image
 Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Image Noah telling off rabbits for multiplying image
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - Crap was that today? Dinosaurs missed ark
Funny Bibles Ark Cartoon Pictures -  Crap was that today? Dinosaurs missed ark
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Picture - One more theory
Funny Bible Old Testament Flood Cartoon Pictures - One more theory
Funny Noah's Ark cartoon - worms in a pear - we were told you were taking in creatures that came in pears
 worms in a pear - we were told you were taking in creatures that came in pears 
Take your time!  Noah shouting at a couple of slow snails on the boat ramp in the rain
Take your time!  Noah shouting at a couple of slow snails on the boat ramp in the rain 
Funny Noah's ark cartoon - Now listen up!  We're going to do this alphabetically!  Damn (said the Zebra)
 Now listen up!  We're going to do this alphabetically!  Damn (said the Zebra) 
Funny unicorns Noah's ark cartoon - Hey sexy - looks like it's gonna be up to you and me to repopulate the earth with unicorns, huh? By the way, I'm Greg - what's your name, sweetheart? Arnold
Funny unicorns Noah's ark cartoon - Hey sexy - looks like it's gonna be up to you and me to repopulate the earth with unicorns, huh? By the way, I'm Greg - what's your name, sweetheart? Arnold 
Funny creationism ark full of holes cartoon
Funny creationism ark full of holes cartoon
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Joke Picture - Oh good! They've got wireless!
Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Joke Picture - Oh good! They've got wireless!
Funny little rock ark and saw pun cartoon joke picture
Funny little rock ark and saw pun cartoon joke picture
Funny Noah's Ark Unicorn Storm cartoon picture
Funny Noah's Ark Unicorn Storm cartoon picture - Big storm's brewin. Then I'm glad we didn't go on that cruise thing
Noah's ark woodpecker cartoon picture


Noah's Ark Cartoon - Did you remember to water the lawn?
Did you remember to water the lawn?
noah's ark - god's plan - incest
noah's ark - god's plan - incest

No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before