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Funny Atheist Joke

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Funny atheist joke card picture - if your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself



An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and, noticing that she was reading a Bible, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? It'll make the flight go quicker?"

The little girl replied, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist, smiling smugly. "How about why there is no god, or heaven and hell, or no life after death?"

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff: grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thought for a moment and then said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." 

To which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified then to discuss god, heaven and hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

She returned to reading her Bible.

Funny atheist joke

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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