"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Poor Joseph Cartoons

Funny Poor Joseph Mary Joke Picture - Poor Joseph.  God was a hard act to follow
Funny Poor Joseph Mary Joke Bed Picture - Poor Joseph.  God was a hard act to follow



Funny Poor Joseph Mary Joke Cartoon - It doesn't mean anything, honey! Oh God is something all women shout in bed.  Joseph was not convinced
Funny Poor Joseph Mary Joke Cartoon - It doesn't mean anything, honey! Oh God is something all women shout in bed.  Joseph was not convinced 

Funny Poor Bible Joseph Joke Cartoon Picture - I just don't get it Mary.  All I hear is Virgin Mary this and Virgin Mary that!  It's not fair!  I'm a virgin too, for cryin out loud!
 Funny Poor Bible Joseph Joke Cartoon Picture - I just don't get it Mary.  All I hear is Virgin Mary this and Virgin Mary that!  It's not fair!  I'm a virgin too, for cryin out loud!
Joseph I think he has my eyes. Yeah right! Funny Religion Joke Picture

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Joseph Doesn't Like Fathers Day
think he has my eyes. Yeah right! Funny Religion Joke Pic Joseph Doesn't Like Fathers Dayture