Because religion is laughable

Funny Bible Interpretation Joke

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"Sister Agnes?"

"Yes, Martha; what is it?"

"Today's reading, from Malachi.  I don't understand it."

The old nun approached the bench where Martha sat between two other students, and wedged herself in between the three.  She looked down at the weighty braille Bible Martha was reading.  "What don't you understand my dear?"

"Well," continued Martha.  "It seems to be a story all about the birth of Satan, the one that was prophesied about."

Alarmed, the elderly sister snatched the Bible from Martha and ran her leathery fingers over the little dots.  Then she burst out laughing, "Oh, you silly child. You are holding the book upside down."

(Source: Joke Inside)

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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