Because religion is laughable

Funny Creation Myth Joke

Funny Universe Creation Myth Joke
 Funny Universe Creation Myth Joke

"So let me get this straight, Krwh. You chew the stuff for ages and then blow a bubble for six whole days?"

Krwh nodded, rolling his universes in his palm distractedly.

"I just can't get get it right," sighed his younger brother.

Krwh looked up and patted him on the shoulder, "Give it time, Yhwh. I guess I was a little lucky the first time."

(Source: The Oddest Box)

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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