Because religion is laughable

Funny Mormon Evangelist Story

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 funny Mormon repellent sign - satanists human sacrifices performed nightly - enquire within

I opened the front door and he stood there, smartly clothed in dark trousers, white short-sleeved shirt, and a little name tag neatly positioned for maximum, friendly visibility.

“Hi!” he beamed, shooting out an offer of a handshake, “Can I ask you two questions?”

“That's one,” I growled.

Undaunted he continued, his beam still stretched across his shiny, excessively shaven face: “D'ya love Jesus?”

I was about to slam the door in his face when it occurred to me: perhaps I should let him in, listen to what he had to say, perhaps even reach a life changing decision, and if not, cook him up in nice stew with some fresh Thyme and new potatoes from my garden.

(Source: Joke Inside)


Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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