"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Noah's Ark Joke

Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon - We're well prepared for the Mayan apocalypse
 Funny Noah's Ark Cartoon Joke - We're well prepared for the Mayan apocalypse

Rain, rain, endless rain, water dripping everywhere, forming great puddles which threatened to swamp unexpectant footwear. I ran along the cobblestoned street, jumping here and and there to avoid the water but could not avoid getting soaked to the skin. Finally I reached my destination: a boat of immense size made from finest gopher wood, standing tall against the deluge. I was not too late - the last of the animals were walking up the gang plank - and strode confidently past them to the old man standing at the doorway.

He looked up from his register and raised enquiring eyebrows at me - I must have looked a sorry, bedraggled sight, but raised a brave, hopeful smile and handed him my business card: 'Arkjoy Pty Ltd'.  He looked at the card dubiously, turning it over once or twice, before shouting over his shoulder, "Rebekah! Please tell me you didn't order an entertainer for this trip!?"

 (Source: The Oddest Box)

Funny polar bear penguin desert noah's ark cartoon joke picture meme

Funny noah's ark - seems legit joke picture
Funny noah's ark - seems legit joke picture