Because religion is laughable

Funny Bored Boy Church Money

Funny Bored Boy Church Picture - maybe if dad give him the money now they'll let us go early
Funny Bored Boy Church Picture - maybe if dad give him the money now they'll let us go early

A mother and her daughter are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up. 

"Yes," replies the girl, "but I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'"

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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