Because religion is laughable

Funny Church Money Collection Joke

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An Orthodox Priest, a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking about how they divide up the collection money from their congregations.

 "To divide up the money," said the Catholic priest, "we draw two circles on the ground: one small one inside one big one. We then throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the big circle we give to use for the church, and whatever lands in the small circle we keep for ourselves."

 The Orthodox priest nodded. "Yes, we do the same, except that whatever lands in the small circle we give to God, and whatever is in the big circle we keep to ourselves."

 "Nu," said the Rabbi, "we also draw two circles on the ground, but we throw the money up in the air, and whatever God wants, he takes!"

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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