Because religion is laughable

Choosing Your Religion Flowchart

Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Funny Choosing Your Religion Flowchart Joke Picture
Let's be honest, this religion business is not very clear, is it?

Assuming there are gods, and that we exist for the purpose of worshipping them, it would have been helpful if the instructions for finding them had been clearer.

Already I feel the ire rising of those believers clutching Scriptures in their clammy hands.  "We have the Truth! Revealed by God! There is only one way!"

Except that there are many books.

All allegedly inspired.

Yet different.

And you are most likely to be clutching THAT particular Book in your hands because of WHERE you were born.  Your version of the truth is a geographical accident.

Sorry.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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