Because religion is laughable

Funny Truant Pastor Golf Joke

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The Reverend Smith was in no mood for leading Sunday service, so he called in sick and sneaked off instead to play golf.  It was a beautiful day and the course was empty, so the delighted pastor readied himself to tee off from the first hole.

"It's disgusting," said the angel Gabriel, as he and Jesus watched on.

"It certainly is," replied Jesus.

"Well aren't you going to smite him or something?"

"You know I don't do that - I have something better in mind," replied Jesus, and Gabriel watched, amazed, as the truant pastor proceeded to hit 18 holes in one.

"Lord, why did you do that?"

Jesus smiled. "So who's he going to tell?"

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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