Because religion is laughable

Religious Prayer Quotes

Prayer Like Rocking Chair Quote Meme Picture
Prayer Like Rocking Chair Quote Meme Picture - Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." - Thomas Szasz

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"If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers." - Steve Allen

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"We, on our side, are praying to Him to give us victory, because we believe we are right; but those on the other side pray to Him, too, for victory, believing they are right. What must He think of us?" - Abraham Lincoln

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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