"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Cross Jesus Cartoon

Funny Jesus Cross Joke Picture Cartoon
Funny Jesus Cross Joke Picture Cartoon - Oh, you just wait 70 years until my friends write this down, pass it around the Mediterranean for a few generations, predict my second coming at the apocalypse, and 2000 years later I float back as King of the world... You're gonna be so sorry dude!
In the last days, wrote the apostle Peter, Jesus will return blah blah blah, and he clearly believed these days were imminent.

Yet here we are, over 2000 years later, with still no sign of Jesus's return, apart from on the occasional appearance on a piece of toast.

Is it possible that Peter misunderstood?

After all, didn't Jesus also say he was the Bread of Life?