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"Once purged of the insane, plagiarism’s, illegalities, contradictions, and the perverse, the Bible could be printed on match book covers while increasing it’s usefulness."

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived."
Isaac Asimov

"Armies of Bible scholars and theologians have for centuries found respected employment devising artful explanations of the Bible often not really meaning what it says."
J.S. Bullion, Jr.

"The Bible is a wonderful source of inspiration for those who don’t understand it."
George Santayana

"The Bible is the greatest hoax in all history. The leading characters of the Old Testament would today be in the penitentiary and those of the New would be under observation in psychopathic wards."      
Charles Smith

"The comforts that we enjoy are entirely the results of man’s wisdom. They did not come about from reading the Bible or praying to God."
Farell Till

"The Bible: The inerrant, inspired Word of an omnipotent, omniscient diety who lived in a tent that desert nomads carried around with them some 3500 years ago."
Farell Till

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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