Because religion is laughable

Funny Prayer Parking Space Joke

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"Aw, feck!" muttered Paddy to himself, as he circled the car park looking in vain for a space.  

In desperation he offered a prayer: "Dear Lord Jesus.  I know I am a sinner and all, and have been all me life, but if you would be so kind as to grant me a parking space so I don't miss me job interview, I would be ever so grateful. I promise I will start going to church every Sunday, like a good Catholic should. Amen."

Immediately a car pulled out in front of him, freeing up a space.

"Ah, never mind, Lord," continued the Irishman.  "I got one already.  Tanks anyway."

(Source: Joke Inside)

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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