Because religion is laughable

Funny God's Plan

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Funny God's Plan Joke Picture Cartoon - Why's Baxter gone? It's all part of God's plan. Hmmm, if I kill Baxter this might just work




A brief survey of religious/philosophical thought on why things happen:

Taoism: 
Shit happens. 

Buddhism: 
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam:If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: 
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: 
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: 
This shit happened before.

Catholicism: 
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna: 
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism: 
Send more shit.

Atheism: 
No shit. 

Jehova's Witness: 
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: 
There's nothing like a good shit happening. 

Christian Science: 
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: 
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism: 
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism: 
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: 
This shit doesn't bother me.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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