"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny God's Plan

Funny God's Plan Joke Picture Cartoon
Funny God's Plan Joke Picture Cartoon - Why's Baxter gone? It's all part of God's plan. Hmmm, if I kill Baxter this might just work




A brief survey of religious/philosophical thought on why things happen:

Taoism: 
Shit happens. 

Buddhism: 
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam:If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: 
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: 
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: 
This shit happened before.

Catholicism: 
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna: 
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism: 
Send more shit.

Atheism: 
No shit. 

Jehova's Witness: 
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: 
There's nothing like a good shit happening. 

Christian Science: 
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: 
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism: 
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism: 
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: 
This shit doesn't bother me.