Because religion is laughable

Funny God's Plan

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Funny God's Plan Joke Picture Cartoon - Why's Baxter gone? It's all part of God's plan. Hmmm, if I kill Baxter this might just work




A brief survey of religious/philosophical thought on why things happen:

Taoism: 
Shit happens. 

Buddhism: 
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam:If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: 
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: 
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: 
This shit happened before.

Catholicism: 
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna: 
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism: 
Send more shit.

Atheism: 
No shit. 

Jehova's Witness: 
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: 
There's nothing like a good shit happening. 

Christian Science: 
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: 
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism: 
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism: 
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: 
This shit doesn't bother me.

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