"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Funny Atheist Bumper Sticker Quotes

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"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it - George Bernard Shaw
Do I believe in the Bible? Hell, I've seen one!
There there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays.
My creation myth is better than your creation myth.
Eternal hell awaits those who question God's unconditional love.
What would Jesus do about the obscene wealth of the Catholic Church?
When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think he probably meant don't kill them
Militant agnostic - I don't know and neither do you.
No one ever died in the name of atheism.
Don't tell me what to do.  He's not MY prophet!
When religion ruled the world they called it the dark ages.
Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you.
People who want to share their religious views with you rarely want you to share yours with them.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
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