Because religion is laughable

Heathen Christian Text Response

Funny Heathen Christian Text Response Picture
Funny Heathen Christian Text Response Picture - May you be graced with His blessings today and every day, amen.  This is an auto-response. The person you have reached cannot receive mass texts from her mega-Christian second cousins.  She's activated the Godless Heather setting on her SMS preferences to keep from being interrupted should she be engaged in pre marital copulation, or worse, scientific thought

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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