Because religion is laughable

5 Steps to Writing Christian Fiction

Step 1 - Read the complete idiot's guide to writing Christian fiction, the inside guide to crafting compelling, faith-based stories. 

Step 2 - Write a compelling story full of exciting, larger than life characters and an implausible, inconsistent plot - the more unbelievable the better.  Balance this with an appearance of authenticity by basing your story loosely around ancient historical places, events and alleged eye-witness reports. Don't worry about contradictions - your target market won't.  This is the beauty of faith-fiction.

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Step 3 - Get the book published, do book tours, readings and signings. If you're imaginary, get someone real to do this on your behalf.

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Step 4 - Get some decent book reviews.  Buy them if needed.  Nobody's perfect.

Funny Amazon Bible book review picture

Step 5 - Die. The more dramatic the better. Dead authors sell more books.  

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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