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Funny Ancient Jesus Photo Found News Picture
World Exclusive - Funny Ancient Jesus Photo Found News Picture - Weekly World News - Primitive camera captured Christ's image in 30 A.D.
Weekly World News has reported the astonishing find of an ancient photo of Jesus Christ, captured by a primitive camera in Jerusalem, around 30 AD.  The black and white photo of a serious, bearded white man was found by Gerry Hatrić of Tiskris, Miss, while touring the Holy Land with his church.

"We were astonished," said Mr Hatrić to our reporters.  "Of course, people try to sell you all sorts of things in the Holy Land, but we are not idiots.  The photo came with a certificate, so was clearly genuine."

The photo may be seen in the Tiskris Creationist Museum, along with other rare finds such as Jesus' sandals and a half-eaten apple from the Garden of Eden.

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Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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