Because religion is laughable

Jesus' Struggle With Obesity

Mary and baby Jesus and fries picture
Mary could just not refuse her baby's cries for fries.

Jesus loves hamburgers picture
Jesus grew to love hamburgers and could miracle them at will.

Jesus with McDonalds golden arches picture
Jesus agreed to McDonalds sponsorship to help support his habit.

Obese Jesus picture
The fast food took its toll, and Jesus became clinically obese.

Jesus asked his loving Father to provide him with a motorised scooter.

But in the end, a sadder, fatter Jesus died for your sins.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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