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Religious News - A Rapturous Tale

At the City of London Magistrates Court today, Russell Tavish was convicted of first-degree murder of his wife and sentenced to life.  Tavish, who is a devout Christian, burst into tears at the conviction, shouting that he was innocent, and that his wife, Sarah, had been raptured by the Lord Jesus.

The Defence was unable to provide any evidence in support of this claim.

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Disclaimer: in case there is any doubt, this is a spoof religious news article.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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