Because religion is laughable

The Jesus Interviews - Free Will

Lawd Cheesy Crust

Interviewer:  Thank you, Lord, for taking the time to talk to us again.

Jesus: Sure thing, dude.

Interviewer: A question from one of our readers today.  How do you reconcile free will and predestination?

Jesus: Free will?

Interviewer: Yes, the ability to choose, freely.

Jesus: I know what free will is, I'm just surprised you asked that question.... since we didn't ordain it.

Interviewer: So there is no free will?

Jesus: Hell, no!  How am I supposed to be omniscient if I let you fuckers choose what happens next?


Read further interviews with Lawd Cheesy Crust.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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