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The Jesus Interviews - Free Will

Lawd Cheesy Crust

Interviewer:  Thank you, Lord, for taking the time to talk to us again.

Jesus: Sure thing, dude.

Interviewer: A question from one of our readers today.  How do you reconcile free will and predestination?

Jesus: Free will?

Interviewer: Yes, the ability to choose, freely.

Jesus: I know what free will is, I'm just surprised you asked that question.... since we didn't ordain it.

Interviewer: So there is no free will?

Jesus: Hell, no!  How am I supposed to be omniscient if I let you fuckers choose what happens next?


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