Because religion is laughable

The Jesus Interviews - The Trinity

Lawd Cheesy Crust

Interviewer: Lord, we were wondering if you could explain the Trinity to us.

Jesus: We?  You mean you?

Interviewer: Ha-ha...  Yes and no.  I represent the many who watch our show.

Jesus: Well it's just the same with the Trinity.  I represent the many who watch the show.

Interviewer: You mean the Father and the Holy Spirit?

Jesus: Them too.

Interviewer: Too?  There are more?

Jesus: Sure.

Interviewer: But it's the Trinity?!

Jesus: You word, not mine.

Interviewer: So who else is there?!

Jesus: (starts counting fingers) Let's see. Zeus, Brahma... I don't have enough fingers.

Interviewer: But they're not real.

Jesus: Neither am I.  What's your point?


Read further interviews with Lawd Cheesy Crust.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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