Because religion is laughable

American Atheist President?

Lindsay Miller Picture

In seven U.S. states, according to their constitutions, atheists are barred from holding public office, and in some case from testifying as witnesses in court. These are: Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas.

In Arkansas, for example, Article 19, Section 1 of the constitution states:
"No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.

Similarly, in Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265 of the constitution states:
"No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state."

It is not stated specifically which God or Supreme being is to be denied, an ambiguity which could suffice as a loophole, if the recent case of Lindsay Miller is anything to go by.  Ms Miller was finally granted the right by the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles to wear a spaghetti strainer in her driver's license photo, in allegiance to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of which she is a member.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
Scroll To Top