Because religion is laughable


Titanic picture
funny short joke

The old Jew lunged across the restaurant table and punched the Chinaman on the nose.

"What was that for?" shouted the Chinaman, clutching his bleeding nose.

"For Pearl Harbor, you son of a bitch."

"Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese, you idiot," protested the Chinaman. "I'm Chinese!"

"Japanese. Chinese," scoffed the Jew. "What's the difference?!"

The Chinaman then leaped up, knocking over the table, and hit the old Jew over the head with his dinner tray.  "Then that's for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic??" replied the Jew, puzzled. "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

"Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?!"

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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