Because religion is laughable


Smiling old Jewish man picture
funny short religious joke
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on the door of an old Jewish man.

"Can I help you?" asks the Jew.

"Hello sir," replied the Jehovah's Witness. "I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

"Is that what you call him?" said the Jew. "You know, we have a name for him too..."

"No way?!"


Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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