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Jew Jitsu

Funny Jewish joke picture


Two men visiting New York City for the first time come across two Jews wearing long black coats, wide-brimmed hats, with long beards and earlocks.

One man turns to the other and says, "What's that?"

The second man replies, "Hassidim."

 The first man responds, "I see them, too -- but, what are they?"

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A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.  A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighbourly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this cr*p?”

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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