Because religion is laughable

Circumcision

Funny circumcision cartoon joke picture

Two boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first boy leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out," replied the second boy. "I'm a little nervous."

"You've got nothing to worry about," said the first. "I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give you lots of ice cream. It's a breeze."

"That's good," replied the second boy, "but what are you in here for?"

"Circumcision."

"Ooooh, good luck, mate!" exclaimed the second boy. "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

Funny circumcision cartoon joke picture

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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