Because religion is laughable

Three Wise Women

Three wise women cartoon picture

What would have happened if Three Wise Women had gone to Bethlehem instead of Three Wise Men?  They would have:

  • asked for directions;
  • arrived on time;
  • helped deliver the baby; 
  • hired someone to clean the stable; 
  • made a brisket; and
  • brought practical gifts. 

And what would they have said to each other after they left?

  • "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing?"  
  • "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"  
  • "Virgin? I knew her in school!"  
  • "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in there?"  
  • "I heard that Joseph doesn't have job."  
  • "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days!"  
  • "We'll just see how long it will take to get your brisket dish back." 

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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