Because religion is laughable

Nuns in New York Joke

Nuns drinking beer picture

Two foreign nuns arrive for the first time in the United States by boat when one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Ugh," replies her companion, "but if we are going to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."  She points to a nearby hot dog vendor and they walk toward the cart.  "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor wraps the hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs".  The second nun stares for a moment at hers, starting to blush, and  then turns to her friend: "What part did you get?"

Funny short religious joke

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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