Because religion is laughable

Christian Evangelism

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Go into all the world and preach the Gospel, the good news of Salvation!

I tried this, but found that in most cases people would ask you what all the fuss was about.  I realised that the key to being a good evangelist is to bring the problem and the cure.

For example,

"You're all sinners!"

"Oh, my God, really? Shit! What can I do?"

"Pray this prayer, sign here, and less of the bl*sphemy and sh*t going forward, please."

Sorted.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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