Because religion is laughable

Spanking Jesus

Spanking Jesus Picture
But sometimes if we're really being bad or foolish and doing things we know are wrong, the Lord may take away his protection and let us get hurt or sick as punishment for being so naughty.  Sometimes that's why we get sick, because the Lord is spanking us for being naughty.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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