Because religion is laughable

The Real Truth

The real truth cartoon
I'm so happy to know that out of all the different religions I was raised in the only one that holds the real truth | Funny religious cartoon

So you're wandering around, minding your own business, when a woolly-haired man leaps from the bushes with a dusty book in his hand, muttering something about God.  Since you have an open mind, and it's a beautiful day, you listen to his ramblings, and you find out that this "God", who defies real definition (but you can call him Dad) exists apart from the universe He created. He is everywhere, knows everything, is eternal, invisible, immortal, very wise and can do magic.

"Interesting," you say, "and how exactly do we know this, if he is invisible?"

"Aha," shouts the man.  "Because He revealed himself to mankind!"

"To mankind? So not you personally?"

"No."

"But someone you know?"

"Um... no."

"So how do you know for sure this happened?"

"Because this book says so," screams the woolly-haired man and runs off.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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