Because religion is laughable


Praying priest image

He had heard it all before: the guilt ridden confessions, the tales of endless cycles of sordid, iniquitous doings. It was his job and his calling - he was a priest after all.

The difference was that in this instance the confessional was empty and he spoke to himself, seeking absolution. But, finding he couldn't forgive himself he took it to his Superior, the Giver of all Laws, and pleaded his case there.

He got a recorded message. It turned out Heaven was closed for essential maintenance.

(source: The Oddest Box)

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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