Because religion is laughable

Endless Catholic Family Song


An awesome song, written for @LawdCheesyCrust by Crow Magnum. 

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Daddy's got a train to make. and mother's got a cake to bake. 
Little jimmy's got a match across town. but it looks like we're gonna be late. 
Lord help us now, we're stuck, we're trapped, we're pinned. we're out of our minds. we're stuck here behind. an endless catholic family again.... 

Well father, he plays in a league. but mostly he just sits and drinks something stronger than tea. 
But one night he comes in and what does he see. the McGregors at the bar standing ten feet deep. 

Here comes the flood! They're bailing the gutters they're framing the ark! And look who's in front of us. thick as the jersey pine. that crowd ordained from on high.

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Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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