Because religion is laughable

Pontiff Job Advert

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Pontiff newspaper job advert - Excellent benefits - Rome based, with some international travel
Our leading international client in the faith sector are urgently seeking a highly credulous and experienced leader to lead the organisation backward into the dark ages. Would suit dogmatic individual with a flair for ignoring empirical evidence. Any experience of covering up sexual abuse scandals would be highly desirable.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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