Because religion is laughable

Prayer Helmet

Funny Prayer Helmet Religious Picture - Only $249.55
Funny Prayer Helmet Religious Picture - Only $249.55
It enhances your prayers so God can hear them clearly!  God also thinks "you really mean it" this time.  Mega Church Inc.
The heavens are terribly silent.  Prayers return unanswered to the supplicant, leaving the poor soul to wrestle with several choices:

1. There is no god.
2. There is a god but she doesn't answer prayer.
3. The prayer was wrong.
4. The supplicant did not deserve an answer.
5. The answer was "no".
6. The answer was "not yet".
7. Time passes and the thing happens. The answer is "yes".

This leaves an immense amount of wriggle room for the non-existent god to exist in the faithful mind.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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