Because religion is laughable

Lions in Eden

The First Couple, alone in the Garden of Paradise and a Commandment involving forbidden fruit.  What could possibly go wrong?

Enter the talking snake, and all Hell breaks loose.  The hapless couple are evicted from Paradise, and Death arrives on the scene. 

All of which I presume pleased the lions admirably, having been equipped at creation with superb canines - which were frankly not well-suited to fruit and nuts.

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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