Because religion is laughable

Nun On A Break Joke

Nun on a break joke picture

A nun hears overhears a bunch of construction workers swearing and decides to head over there for her lunch break one day. She sits down at a nearby bench with her little packed lunch and turns to a group of workers, "Have any of you ever heard of Jesus Christ?"

One worker stands up and shouts to everyone on the site, "Hey! Has anyone here ever heard of Jesus Christ?"

Another worker shouts back, "Why?"

The first worker says, "Because his mom's here with his lunch!"

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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