Because religion is laughable

Record The Game Joke

Church Mass joke picture

"Father," said Paddy, shuffling his feet, "I know I said I'd be at Mass, but tonight the Yankees start the playoffs. You know I've been a lifelong fan... I just have to watch the game on TV."

"Paddy, but that's what VCRs are for," replied the priest.

Paddy beamed. "Oh, really now?  I didn't know you could record Mass."

Funny short joke

Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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