"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

Sunday School Joke

Funny Sunday School Joke Story Picture

The Sunday school room sweltered with heat, and Mollie had started to doze off.

"Who came down from heaven to save our souls?'' asked Miss Parfemon.

Charlie poked Molly with a sharp pencil. Startled, she jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!"

"That's right, Molly. Well done," said the teacher.  "And who created the earth?"

Charlie prodded Molly again.  "God Almighty!" she shouted.

Miss Parfemon smiled at the little girl's exuberance.  "Yes. Well done!  Now, for a tricky one, class. What do you think Eve said to Adam after their 23rd baby?"

No one answered, and Molly's head started to nod again.  Charlie stabbed her again viciously with the pencil.  Furious, she jumped up, turned around and shouted, "'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll snap it in two!''
Funny Sunday School Joke