Because religion is laughable

A Matter of Chocolate

Funny short joke story picture - Was Jesus an alien?

The alien vessel landed with much pomp and hiss on St Peter's square in Rome.  A hatch opened and two little green men with dazzling smiles appeared.  They were promptly granted an audience with the Pope.

After a brief discussion about the weather, the Pope said, "I know this question may sound odd to you, but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"

"Jesus Christ?!" exclaimed the slightly taller of two aliens. "Of course we do! He visits our planet every two years or so. Awesome fellow!"

A hush descended on the audience chamber, and everyone watched the Pope, whose face had turned a rather odd purple.

"Every two years?" he shouted.  "We're still waiting for his second coming!"

"Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?" suggested the alien.

"Chocolate?" replied the Pope.  "What in heaven's name does chocolate have to do with it?"

"Well," said the alien.  "When he came to our planet, we gave him chocolate.  Why, what do you do?"
 Funny Jesus Pope Alien Joke


Atheist Quote of the Day

"Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day, but there's no teacher. There are a bunch of books around and no one is even sure which on is the text book. Some students insist on one book; others argue just as hard for another. Then suddenly, on the last day, the teacher appears and says he's been watching everybody the whole time. He praises the ones who chose the right text book and sends them off to have cookies and milk.

And then he sets everyone else on fire."
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