"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
"I enjoy mythology, but am not religious about it"
"Your faith is not inspired by some divine constant truth. It is simply geography"
"The doubt of your faith is not god testing you, it is the truth trying to emerge and free you."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"Scientology. Because Mormons needed something to joke about."
"Jesus hates figs" (Mark 11:12-14)
"Staying in bed shouting 'Oh my God!' does not constitute going to church."
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"If there there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion."
"I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays."
"My creation myth is better than your creation myth."
"Religion is a great comfort in a world torn apart by ... religion."
"Call my religion violent again and I'll kill you."
"The more I study religions the more I'm convinced that man worships only himself."
"Creationism doesn't required a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass."
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool. - Mark Twain
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."

A Jealous God

Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture
Funny Jealous Jesus Cartoon Picture - When we're together, are you still thinking about that Buddha guy?

It always puzzled me that God could be jealous, but it was bad for me to do so.  Are there two kinds of jealousy, one good, one bad?  Or perhaps it's like the "thou shalt not kill" rule - it only applies to us, and God is free to kill as His divine will pleases.  Of course by kill, he meant murder, not killing in general, and when God does it, being just, it is not murder, but more like righteous punishment.

Whatever. I still the thought of Jesus being jealous of Buddha quite entertaining.